I've posted this elsewhere, but not all of you have seen it, so I figured I'd post it here for your viewing pleasure.
I admit, I was late on the whole Kesha thing, as I ignored her for as long as possible. But then I finally watched her video for "Tik Tok," and I gotta tell ya, I was appalled because 1). She's disgusting. b). Little girls are walking around singing this crap and *shudder* looking up to her. 4). It's the worst kind of crappy pop. I am not a lyricist, a poet, or even remotely musically inclined (although I love music), but her video was so abhorent to me that I had to form some sort of response. This video is it.
Keep in mind that this took me about 2-3 hours from the time I started writing to the time I finished recording this, so if you're hoping for perfection you'll be sorely disappointed. I posted the lyrics below the video so that you could read along and actually understand the couple of parts that I flubbed the delivery on.
Maybe someday I'll do a more polished version...
Lyrics:
Wake up in the mornin' and I turn on the tube
Then I turn to MTV to try and get in the groove
I see this skanky chick crawlin' up out the bath
I can't believe my eyes, just shake my head and laugh
I'm talking this girl's a train wreck (wreck)
Got hickeys on her neck (neck)
Has lost all self-respect (ect)
I tell ya I start to avert my eyes (eyes)
But what I don't realize (ize)
My bathroom holds a surpriiiiiise
It burns when I pee
Think I got an STD
Watching her video
Man, is that poor chick a ho
Discharge from my head
Who is payin' for my meds?
(That stupid ho)
(That skanky ho)
It burns when I pee
Think I got an STD
Watching her video
Man, is that poor chick a ho
Discharge from my head
Who is payin' for my meds?
(That stupid ho)
(That skanky ho)
Had not a care in the world till I saw this chick
Now I got some milky discharge comin' out my dick
What do you have to do to earn that kind of funk?
Bet her coochie smells like old meat that's been left in the trunk
Im talking serious E. coli (I)
Feel sorry for the guy (guy)
Who next unzips her fly (fly)
I bet it knocks him on his ass (ass)
Like skanky sarin gas (gas)
Be better if he passed (passed)
It burns when I pee
Think I got an STD
Watching her video
Man, is that poor chick a ho
Discharge from my head
Who is payin' for my meds?
(That stupid ho)
(That skanky ho)
It burns when I pee
Think I got an STD
Watching her video
Man, is that poor chick a ho
Discharge from my head
Who is payin' for my meds?
(That stupid ho)
(That skanky ho)
(Girl) you gave me pus
I can't believe
You did it
From long distance
We've never met
Yet here I sit
Hoping I
Don't have herpes
(Girl) You gave me pus
I can't believe
You did it
From long distance
We've never met
You piece of shit
You piece of shit
Now I can't ethically get my freak on
It burns when I pee
Think I got an STD
Watching her video
Man, is that poor chick a ho
Discharge from my head
Who is payin' for my meds?
(That stupid ho)
(That skanky ho)
It burns when I pee
Think I got an STD
Watching her video
Man, is that poor chick a ho
Discharge from my head
Who is payin' for my meds?
(That stupid ho)
(That skanky ho)
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