Ode To Halle's Funbags

This is a poem inspired by a question in last night's Geeks Who Drink pub quiz about the movies Halle Berry has shown her ta-tas in. I wrote this for the accompanying blog.

Are you black or are you white?

Who gives a crap? Your breasts are tight.

Firm and supple, oh my Lord;

I think I might go overboard.

Wanking can be fun and all,

But not when it makes your wang all raw.

Thankfully the way to see

Your boobies, which have enchanted me

Is watching movies, bad trips like acid

That always make my knob grow flaccid.


--Gryffindork